"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" Steven Wright

Autumn brought a technological leap forward for this remote island community.

Hebnet, the island internet provider went fibre

that'll do for me. All this hot on the heels of BT finally getting their act together to reinstate the landline

1930's original model - the first to have an internal bell. Callers get confused when I answer with the number on the dial - Whitehall one two one two!